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[CraftyMcGluestick]

I'm not sure if this counts as pregnancy humor or just general mommy humor. Two days ago I woke up to large amounts of pee in my bed- leaky diaper and incontinent elderly dog. Yes, I got up...long enough to throw towels on puddles and go back to sleep. I dunno, when it comes to things worth putting my very limited energy towards, pee is pretty low-ranking. My husband laughed because I am such a clean freak and he was like "You've changed!"

[CrunchyMama19]

Originally Posted by CraftyMcGluestick 

I'm not sure if this counts as pregnancy humor or just general mommy humor. Two days ago I woke up to large amounts of pee in my bed- leaky diaper and incontinent elderly dog. Yes, I got up...long enough to throw towels on puddles and go back to sleep. I dunno, when it comes to things worth putting my very limited energy towards, pee is pretty low-ranking. My husband laughed because I am such a clean freak and he was like "You've changed!"

I have totally done that!

[LeighPF]

Originally Posted by GISDiva 

When this baby is born, we need a onesie that says "Created with Love and Trader Joe's".  

Mine to for dinner with chipotle for lunch. Cooking is just not happening, bet then neither are dishes.

[harmie0515]

Originally Posted by porcelina 


Lol, I now have a natural reflex to cross my legs and tense my muscles when I am going to sneeze or cough (ever since first birth!).

I think I'm to the point of crossing my legs, bending over, and holding myself with both hands.  Not all the time, but definitely while I'm pregnant.