-killer farts that even I cant stand to be around, I feel like a walking plague
-my face looks like a teenager's, no matter how clean I keep it
-my maternity pajamas, which are one size bigger than I normally wear, are almost too tight around my thighs, sigh
-if I dont have sex or masturbate on a very regular basis, my ridiculously high sex drive makes me have sex dreams (usually they dont involve DH which makes me feel guilty, blah)
-i feel self-conscious about my chubby cheeks which seem to get chubbier every time i look in the mirror
Thats about it for me, please share your gory details, otherwise I will feel really embarrassed lol.