You Know You're a Country Bumpkin If.....

[SweetSilver]

...... on your way into town, you smell the powerful scent of Barn, and your first thought isn't "where is that smell coming from?" as you look out the window for the nearest dairy, instead, you think to yourself "IS THAT ME?"

[incorrigible]

lol.

How about when you bring some of your kids (as in baby goats) to church with you because the mom rejected them and *somebody* has to feed them! (we had 2 families doing this last month! lol)

[Erinz]

You have to ensure the kids have shoes before heading into town. We live in a moderate climate so sometimes the kids go days without them! My son does Aikido once a week and we have to do a thorough scrub down before he gets into his uniform because his hands and feet are so stained and caked!

[owlhowl]

You get to say things like "heading into town" & compare how often you "have" to head to town with other locals at the bulk food store! Haha!
(Once a month for us!)