Aw, thanks you guys. I wish someone WAS paying me, but in reality, I just write what I do to amuse myself. I'm glad other people find it funny too.
My actual neighbours probably don't find me nearly as entertaining. They have to deal with non-written me, who doesn't have time to think up witty responses to their queries about why my cat finds it necessary to declare his intentions to come inside, loudly, before actually doing so, and why the strata council really thinks it's necessary to have a special assessment to fix the fences and the balconies and the roof all at once. (I'm on our strata council - I think in the States it's an HOA council? It is a blessing and a curse - I always know what's going on, but other people know that I know what's going on.)