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[cabbitdancer]

I was pondering this while trying to find a comfortable position in our tub for my ginormous belly. ;)  If money and time were no object, what would you be doing for you, right now?

I think I'd replace my tub with something considerably larger, so I can actually float this belly of mine, go see a masseuse maybe once a week for a full-body massage, get a pedicure, and maybe hire someone else to clean my house. XD

[storygirlcindy]

Oh my gosh, cabbit, I could have written this post. Over New Year's we went to visit my parents, who have a very deep garden tub, and it was HEAVEN. I could actually take a real, comfortable bath!!! The only way I can bathe right now in mine is if I lay on my side... better than nothing, but not really ideal! I have caught myself a few times wishing I'd go into labor just so that I could go bathe in the big jacuzzi tubs at the hospital... LOL!

I'm definitely with you on the massages, better tub, and house cleaners! 

[cocoanib]

Hmmmm.

-I would not be working

-I would be getting weekly chiro adjustments along with massages and pedi's.

-garden tub for sure! My tub is doing a pretty good job, but if money were not object, it would be huge with jets.

[spughy]

Money and time NO object???  Oh WELL then! 

I would have a big enough house so a home birth is feasible.  I would have a really deep tub that I could float in.  I would have a masseuse on-staff, and an acupuncturist, and because this is complete fantasy, Andrea Bocelli would be parked outside my window, singing me arias upon request.  Someone else would walk my dog, my couch would be replaced, my husband would suddenly find my large and bulbous abdomen extremely sexy and my daughter would express her undying devotion and love for her future sibling and promise to babysit for free until she turns 19 and change every poopy diaper that appears.  I would get a recliner chair and cable TV (WITH HBO so I can watch Game of Thrones, which has decided to start airing early just to please me). Oh and there would be gourmet meals from my favourite restaurants delivered for every meal, a magical endless supply of top-quality beer and wine in my fridge, and an equally magical drug that I could take that would allow me to eat more or less nonstop without having to worry about alcohol, blood sugars or even getting full. 

I think that ought to cover it.  Where's the pregnancy fairy when you need her????

[scruffy too]

I would like a masseuse in my house just to apply moisturizer all over me, twice a day - I'm so ITCHY and it's difficult enough to moisturize my legs - even harder to convince DP to get my back...

[Chapsie]

Originally Posted by scruffy too 

I would like a masseuse in my house just to apply moisturizer all over me, twice a day - I'm so ITCHY and it's difficult enough to moisturize my legs - even harder to convince DP to get my back...

This would be AMAZING!!!

[Chapsie]

Originally Posted by spughy 

Money and time NO object???  Oh WELL then! 

I would have a big enough house so a home birth is feasible.  I would have a really deep tub that I could float in.  I would have a masseuse on-staff, and an acupuncturist, and because this is complete fantasy, Andrea Bocelli would be parked outside my window, singing me arias upon request.  Someone else would walk my dog, my couch would be replaced, my husband would suddenly find my large and bulbous abdomen extremely sexy and my daughter would express her undying devotion and love for her future sibling and promise to babysit for free until she turns 19 and change every poopy diaper that appears.  I would get a recliner chair and cable TV (WITH HBO so I can watch Game of Thrones, which has decided to start airing early just to please me). Oh and there would be gourmet meals from my favourite restaurants delivered for every meal, a magical endless supply of top-quality beer and wine in my fridge, and an equally magical drug that I could take that would allow me to eat more or less nonstop without having to worry about alcohol, blood sugars or even getting full. 

I think that ought to cover it.  Where's the pregnancy fairy when you need her????

HAHAHA!!!!  LOVE THIS!!!  

[scarletsmiles]

spughy - bahahah! If only Andrea would make stops outside all our windows. I'd even settle for Josh Groban.
 

[SamiPolizzi]

I would go to the chiropractor every day.