Seriously. I do feel full of life and glowing when I'm pregnant, I do. But then there's the other stuff.
Like I can't seem to quite finish peeing all the way until I start to stand as I'm wiping myself, resulting in aforementioned pee all over my hand. And why does it surprise me every time at this point? Ugh.
In other pee-related news, I seem to be coming down with a minor cold and it's making me sneeze. A lot. You can guess where that is going...
You must all have some other gross stuff to share, please make me and my pee-hands feel better about myself.