You know what I'm talking about. Beastly hairy areolae. Mine have sprouted all kinds of hairs, even my chest in between. I feel like Wolverine.
I've been singing a lament after my post morning shower coconut oil rubdown when I had to face my expanding blob of a bod plus hairy boobs, and feeling very "Oh woe is me!"
How could this be?
No, not to me!
I don't feel sexy!
Don't look at me,
Oh what can I do?
I refuse to shave you.
Oh the other hand, the boobs are definitely bigger. Means the nip doesn't fit in my bras. I have 2 nursing/maternity bras I could wear but I'm not ready to stop wearing pretty demi cups. Damn!
Anyone else feel like they have monsters for boobies on their bodies?