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Who else is surviving this particular horror at the moment?

post #1 of 8
Thread Starter 

You know what I'm talking about.  Beastly hairy areolae.  Mine have sprouted all kinds of hairs, even my chest in between.  I feel like Wolverine.

 

I've been singing a lament after my post morning shower coconut oil rubdown when I had to face my expanding blob of a bod plus hairy boobs, and feeling very "Oh woe is me!"

 

Hairy areolae

How could this be?

Hairy areolae

No, not to me!

Hairy areolae

I don't feel sexy!

Hairy areolae, 
Don't look at me,

Hairy areolae,

Oh what can I do?
Hairy areolae,

I refuse to shave you.

 

Oh the other hand, the boobs are definitely bigger.  Means the nip doesn't fit in my bras.  I have 2 nursing/maternity bras I could wear but I'm not ready to stop wearing pretty demi cups.  Damn!

 

Anyone else feel like they have monsters for boobies on their bodies?

post #2 of 8

Oh my god, this is so funny Serafina! I can't say I am having this particular problem yet, but I have been slacking on keeping other areas of my body properly groomed. It's a hairy bush down below, and the pits and legs get shaved once a week or so.

post #3 of 8
Thread Starter 

ok any of you who won't admit to hairy boobs better admit to something else disgusting, now.  Or I'm not your friend. nono.gif

post #4 of 8

haha

my disgusting stuff doesn't really start until the 3rd trimester. sorry.

But I feel like a couple months worth of hemorrhoids is gross enough to last a whole pregnancy if not a lifetime.

post #5 of 8

Serafina..My situation is not as bad yours sounds but I am a little bit hairier then I was..including around the nips..take pride in your baody regardless though cause it's only mother nature's work, and the result of the cute little bean inside you :)

post #6 of 8

Thank goodness I am not experiencing this during this pregnancy but I did during my last.  Totally annoying.  If it makes you feel any better I apparently can't throw up without peeing at the same time lol.

post #7 of 8
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  If it makes you feel any better I apparently can't throw up without peeing at the same time lol.

um...I almost peed my pants reading that!

I had kind of blocked out that particular wonder of pregnancy though it is more DS's fault that this little bean's.  I figured out a couple years ago that I couldn't do jumping jacks, sneeze, or run without peeing a little. It is just exacerbated now because I have to pee so much more often.

post #8 of 8

ciga- I blame it on Dd too!  I am the same way, jumping jacks, running, sneezing, or even coughing hard always gets it going.  I did a heck of a lot of kegels when I was pregnant with her too!

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