Will it ever happen? My most exciting thing is mucus plug and bloody show, like, 1/2 a cup's worth. With my other three kids, I didn't lose that until a couple of hours before baby, in active labor. This is so weird.
Something to amuse you... Do a google search for blue line dilation or purple line dilation. There is a reddish/purplish line that appears from the anus to the top of the natal cleft and its length roughly corresponds to a laboring mother's dilation. I have mine now and it shows five centimeters and I was told I am five centimeters by internal exam. I used a sharpie marker on my bootie to measure my progress! LOL! To see it well, pull the cheeks as far apart as you can. This phenomenon was discussed, studied in the journal, Lancet.