Standing on a chair is like the number one dumb pregnant lady trick. All I could think about is how stupid it would be to have a premature labor because I didn't want to ask my husband to do one more thing like hang a curtain. I'm still contracting but it's probably just my uterus cussing at me for being bull headed and impatient.
I'm feeling very very useless these days. It's a bit depressing to be so unable to just DO.
(Off to eat some sushi and deli meat while riding a horse and chugging whiskey and smoking a cigarette)
Anyone else tempted the fates lately?