I've had more pregnant brain this time than my other two. Here are a couple examples:
A friend texts, can I come over tomorrow to borrow your big pot to make soup? I'm taking dinner to a friend.
Me: Sure, I'd love that! (because somehow, I'm reading it that she is offering to bring ME dinner)
I text the next day saying anytime to bring dinner over would be fine, or I can come pick it up, she says ok come on over later today. We get dinner. Yum.
She emails me the next day saying, I feel really bad but just wanted to be honest and say I hadn't intended on making you dinner. She didn't know how she gave that impression, and is glad it worked out, but wanted to be up front with me. I felt terrible, we laughed, etc. It'll be a fun joke going forward.
Jenny texts: Hey, Friday works out for us to come over and bring dessert and then talk to you guys
Me: ok sounds good
I later tell DH, since we're going to Jenny's Friday, maybe I can swing by Julia's to take a meal to her since we'll be up north by them
DH: uh, I thought Jenny texted they were coming to our house, not us going there?
Friend getting married Saturday, June 29. Today is Monday June 24 and I see something about her wedding on fb. I text her and say Happy Wedding Day!!
I'm normally so sharp and paying attention to details!!