Dakipode, it's OPI liquid sand, and the color is Jinx. I like the rough texture of it- it's different.
You know you have pregnant brain when... - Page 4
I'm a little worried about my driving skills. I forget my seatbelt and even left the car in drive. Of course DH was there and he just had a fit about it. This is all his fault.
It seems that my brain has ceased to function properly. I really have to think about anything that involves multi-tasking, such as cooking a meal. And quite often when I try to say something, a string of weird noises come out instead. Honestly, even thinking is just too much effort these days! Oh, and I keep spilling water down my belly when I drink. It's like I tip the cup too soon.Maybe I should wear a bib.
Yes, I also can't eat neatly anymore (is it bc our blossoming bosom is in the way? Well, that's what I'm blaming!) I even spill water from my water bottle on my pillow & my pjs at night, regularly-- really? how big is the neck of a water bottle anyway? Is there a hole in my lip?
I've started saying things that are:
highly intelligent, such as... "Stuff's not getting done bc I can't do it & I'm the only person who can do it!" (Oh, yeah-- that made perfect sense!)
completely reasonable, like... "If you don't help me w ______ right now, this baby is going to be born in a mental ward!" (BC ____ is usually something worth losing my mind & checking into a psychotherapy unit over, like folding the laundry or leaving for w/e immediately when we have a good 20 to spare-- you know, life threatening!)
the picture of emotional maturity, for example... "I'm hot & tired & sick; I don't feel good-- wake up & come over here! [insert html tag for whiney crybaby]" (this is at like 3 am when everyone is sound asleep & really, what can DH do anyway-- deliver the baby right now, so I can feel better & get some sleep!? LOL! Actually, he got me some peppermint & held my metal water bottle on my back which was pretty great!)
The baby is sucking out my brains & she's not even born & sucking yet! I can't wait 'til I'm nursing & sleep deprived as well!
For some reason even though my husband TOLD me that he was going outside to work on the baby's sidecar crib (he's building it!), I forgot that and figured he was just in the living room while I was tidying the kitchen and our house is small so you can easily talk from room to room. It turns out that I just spent five minutes babbling about my cervix to no one in particular.
And now I am trying to kill us all.
We've got a small chest freezer that sits in our kitchen. Because there's no outlet on that wall, we've got the cord running up onto the counter next to it. I'm making pesto one evening and end up needing both plugs on that outlet (I can't remember why) so I decide to unplug the freezer for the time it takes to run the blender and then plug it back in. Figured it would be ten minutes, tops.
Only I forget to plug it back in. And due to not really needing anything out of that freezer, neither of us notice until last night by which time the freezer has been unplugged for a week and a half.
Luckily it was fairly empty at the time because we'd eaten down a lot of our food before moving, but I did manage to lose us a free-range heritage turkey and an organic duck that my husband was eventually planning on turning into turducken. But everything in there is now gone of course. *sigh*