On wed evening I had a class to attend and I felt like crap. If I missed the class, I couldn't pass so I really needed to be there. It was one of those days I just felt like puking all day but hadn't (yet).
On the way to the class I got that all too familiar "oh shit I'm gonna puke" feeling and pulled over. On the side of the road I found a tree that looked puke-worthy and tried to ignore all the cars passing by watching me as I leaned over to let it all out. However, with the first couple heaves instead of puking I just started peeing all over myself. Luckily (???) I was wearing a skirt so the pee just ran down my legs and wasn't too visible to passing traffic. I didn't have time to go home before my class so had to get in the car, take off my grossly pee soaked undies, try and clean myself off with an old kids tshirt I found in the back of the car and carry on.
While I am no stranger to going commando this particular skirt was pretty short and after giving myself a sponge bath in the bathroom at class I had to cross my legs for the whole 3 hour class for fear the instructor would get a giant flash of my crotch.
So when you're having a bad day please think back on this particular moment I just went through and remember at least you don't smell like urine.