What do you do with the sillies? You know- the too goofy to even look at mom, let alone listen to mom sillies?
DS1 is 6. Ds2 is 4. And the two of them together, lately, are trouble. Make that Trouble. I've heard the words fart, poop, pee and toot more in the past four days than I've yet heard in my entire life. They are rarely destructive, but frequently messy, and tend to get silly (and here's the rub) when something needs to happen.
And lately the sillies have become conspiratorial. Meaning, what's silly is that they are whispering to each other what naughty thing to do when mom isn't looking.
These things really push my buttons. Help?