You know you're the parent of a toddler when . ..
. . . you automatically put everything breakable or important on something higher than 3 feet.
. . . if you can't find your keys, you look in any available shoes first.
Share some of your own!
Yes! Even at other people's houses I pretty much do a scan and start moving things as soon as we get there. I'm sure they have a great time rearranging things after we leave.
...you schedule all appointments and visits so that they don't interfere with nap time
...you need a big purse to carry the obligatory snack/drink/toy to distract with in
And GD tactics during arguments!