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September 2013 Chit Chat - Page 57

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This is how much of a sweets failure I am: Ash, your cake description made me shudder. Lol!

Oh, just an FYI- the generous sex offer from last night still stands. As do hugs, whether I want them or not. Yay!

The cake is a 7 year olds birthday dream. And all the stuff was pretty inexpensive, because it's all literal crap.

Just tell him touching makes you punchy.
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Nicole, don't work!

Touching makes me nut punchy.
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I'm not taking the shift. I learned it was because the girl scheduled had ingrown toenails removed today and was in pain. Give me a break. Been there, done that. Wimp. So I told her it wasn't a good idea for me to be that sleep deprived this pregnant.

I just made a pizza. I'm gonna eat the whole thing.

Amanda, tell him you don't need him because you have JILL now. If you don't know who JILL is, look at your right hand with your fingers stretched out... If you still don't know. Well, I'm talking about masturbating. LMAO
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Nicole lol x 3

Amanda, wow.
post #1125 of 3384
Okay how many of you looked at your right hand... I know I did. Lol

Ash, that cake sounds so incredible, I'm fiending for sweets now. Thaaaaaanks.

Amanda, so you're one of THOSE people. A non-sweets person. I so wish I were like that. I could manage my weight with no problem.
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Amanda, so you're one of THOSE people. A non-sweets person. I so wish I were like that. I could manage my weight with no problem.

 

Me too Joanie... really struggling with the sugary stuff right now...

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Okay how many of you looked at your right hand... I know I did. Lol

I looked at my left because I'm a little slow.
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Nicole, I love you.

Sara, we already knew that about you.
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It doesn't spell JILL if you look at your left hand, silly.
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Nicole, I also love you. Lol! I'm glad you decided not to work.

Amanda, go with the nut punching. I think it's warranted.

Also not a sweets person. Not saying I won't eat them, but I like salty treats better.
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Also not a sweets person. Not saying I won't eat them, but I like salty treats better.

This.
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Nicole, I'm also glad you're not working.

 

My hand has a totally different name, so I didn't have to look..

 

I'm a sweets person, but I always eat something homemade and healthier(ish)..  I make my own raw chocolate with honey, coconut flour cupcakes, coconut milk chocolate mousse sweetened with dates (I've mastered this and it's good!), etc.  I pretty much make everything chocolate flavored though, it's my thing.

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Originally Posted by CDsMom1031 View Post

It doesn't spell JILL if you look at your left hand, silly.

It does palm side.
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Originally Posted by CDsMom1031 View Post

It doesn't spell JILL if you look at your left hand, silly.

It does palm side.

You're right.
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Thread Starter 

Everybody  :rotflmao

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Oh balls you guys are funny!
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You guys are keeping me sane right now. Which is odd, because this is not a sane bunch.
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I need sane, Mal. Seriously.

 

Here's a question: how can you tell your 11 year old that she's showing too much cleavage without shaming her? I know it's unintentional. 

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I had to make a "no belly shirts" rule for my 6 year old while school shopping. What happened to children's clothing?
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Just wait until you have to look hard to find a non push up training bra. :eyesroll

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