Sara, good acronym.
Abra, he wants to go to therapy now. Found a counselor. I claimed our marriage counselor for myself. But seriously, the issue is I just don't care. I don't think I love him anymore. You can only take so much... I suppose my struggle is over whether or not Jasper really needs to suffer just because I am fed up. That and money. And my car. I really like my car.
Condom commercial: am I the only one who though, "Clearly, the people who wrote this commercial have never used a condom."