last night I dreamed I went to dh's work and he morphed into another person and I didn't even say anything about it.. I also used the restroom there and there was a man with a bunch of kids in the ladies, and drains outside the stalls that people were using like japanese toilets. also, james bond was there and their receptionist had a gun, although unloaded, as a precautionary measure. a friend urged me to stop using drugs before bed.... i guess that is how it sounds to someone who hasn't experienced pregnancy dreams.
Crazy pregnancy dreams - Page 2
I dreamed that my 8-year-old and I were going to something downtown in the town where I grew up, only he wasn't coming with me but skulking around the landscaping looking for a place to smoke weed. Finally he gave up and was going to smoke in the car. But then he was opening all the doors so the smoke smell wouldn't linger in the car. I was like, "Dude! That's not discreet at ALL!" and that's why I confiscated his stash and pipe--the idea that my 8-year-old is not allowed to use marijuana was not on my mind whatsoever. I put the stuff in the inside pocket of my coat. So then he was sulking, and I decided we wouldn't be able to go to the thing after all, so I got back into the car and was driving down a main street when a pack of ambulances came racing up behind me. Of course I was going to slow down and move to the right while they went by, but I found that in my parents' car that I was driving, the pedal I thought was the brake was actually the "go backwards" pedal. Now we were zooming backward toward the ambulances (it's a long, straight street, allowing plenty of time for horrified anticipation) and I was trying to decide whether to try the parking brake while thinking, "Oh, man, I'm going to crash my parents' car and be found unconscious with a pot pipe in my pocket--they'll be so mad!!"