I want a pair of ruby slippers, *just* like Dorothy's in the movie--the heels, the shape, the little sparkle bow. No, not red "sparkles" like the fake ones you see--I want ruby colored cut crystals that shimmer and sparkle blindingly when you move your feet, which I would do all the time, just like Dorothy when Glinda would point to them with her wand.
I have no idea what I would wear them with--and I don't really care, just so long as they fit my duck feet perfectly, yet looked slender and lovely and not hurt one bit. Magic slippers, indeed! And, just like Dorothy's, they would never ever get dirty or cracked or lose their sparkle or--heaven forbid--lose a crystal. And in return, I would promise not to wear them into the chicken coop, unlike all my other shoes. I've been wishing for this since I was 5 years old, and I still think about it.