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Most ridiculous thing you've said

post #1 of 15
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What is the most ridiculous thing you have had to say or explain to your child?

Just today I said: "you can not eat food from the garbage"!

I was really disturbed by what happened but at the same time wanted to laugh when I heard myself say that.
post #2 of 15
Regarding Johnny Cash:

"Don't worry, honey. He didn't really fall into a ring of fire. That's just his way of saying he fell in love."

DS was inconsolable!
post #3 of 15

Trying to answer the question "Do plants have noses?"

post #4 of 15
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Originally Posted by Blanca78 View Post

Trying to answer the question "Do plants have noses?"

Well, do they??? ;-P
post #5 of 15
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post


Well, do they??? ;-P


I don't know!!! It was a few months ago and honestly I don't remember exactly what I said :D

post #6 of 15
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Originally Posted by lovemylab View Post

What is the most ridiculous thing you have had to say or explain to your child?

Just today I said: "you can not eat food from the garbage"!

I was really disturbed by what happened but at the same time wanted to laugh when I heard myself say that.

OMG I said the EXACT same thing a few weeks back AFTER pinning my LO down and swiping my hand to the back of her throat to remove the moldy bean she was trying to swallow!

post #7 of 15

this morning I had to tell of one my year-old twins 'we don't lick things from the dirty laundry basket!'.

post #8 of 15
We have a very affectionate puppy and I had to keep telling DS that we can't give the puppy kisses like the puppy kisses us. Every time Ds tries to love on the pup he tries to lick him all over. -.-"
post #9 of 15

My older girls were 1 and 3, I actually said, "Girls, please stop licking the microwave." My DH said, "Did you ever think you would have to say that to anybody?"  I don't remember what was in the microwave, evidently I was defrosting something yummy. I had to clean Baby-Tongue marks off it it.

post #10 of 15
Stop trying to stuff the cat in the dresser drawer!
post #11 of 15

"I'm not sure how Mommy's hair got into your buttcrack, but I'll pull it out for you!"

post #12 of 15
"Please stop wiping bacon on my phone."
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Originally Posted by train View Post
 

"I'm not sure how Mommy's hair got into your buttcrack, but I'll pull it out for you!"

I'm going to hope it was during a diaper change :)

post #14 of 15

I just had to tell mine a few days ago she can't eat out of the garbage. Especially wilted lettuce, it almost made me sick to see. :(

post #15 of 15

No! I'll pour it into a cup for you! Don't drink out of a bag!

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