lol on the groping! yeah, my whole household pretty much revolves around my glorious breastesses. every member would like access at any given moment. dtd a while ago, and it wasn't bad at all- I would have thought I was back to normal, but then I had what I thought was a prolapse the next day. Turns out it wasn't, rather it was at 4 weeks pp what they call "low vaginal tone": what my midwife friend has been jokingly calling a baggy bag. Hardeehar. Not funny. Anyway, it felt like a vaginal wall had collapsed and was pretty much falling out. Apparently it might all return to normal in a few weeks, but its from having a big baby with a big head. I got a referral for a pelvic muscle pt specialist preemptively. Even if it all goes back to normal on its own it certainly won't hurt to do some pt. Don't fancy a baggy vagina.
I had 6 week bleeding last time, but then I did get my period 30 days later, and kept a regular cycle after. I don't know what to do this time- ds only nurses every 3-4 hours so I reckon it will be the same this time.