Looking for stories/sharing experiences of what you said when people asked, "Who is your doctor/midwife?"
I am in a position where I absolutely cannot dodge this question (I'm part of the local birth services network!) so if I say "noneya" basically, then it will be highly suspicious and I just couldn't be that rude anyway - it's not in my nature :(
So, please do share what creative things you said when asked, ladies?! or other ideas! I do so appreciate it! :) I'm starting to show and the questions have started already and I've stalled with, "We're still deciding." eek.