OK I remember reading this years ago with my first pregnancy and thinking it was mildly amusing. At that time I didn't look pregnant at all from behind and carried a big watermelon in front. This 3rd pregnancy I'm finding this old joke a little more, ummmm, appropriate 
A pregnant mother is getting dressed after taking a shower. Her daughter asks her why she is getting so fat. The mother explains that it isn't fat; there is a baby growing inside her belly and that is why it is growing larger. The little girl looks at her for a minute and then asks, "What's growing in your butt?"
OK so I can't decide whether to :LOL laugh or
cry. I've gained 2 lbs and spread about 6 inches
A pregnant mother is getting dressed after taking a shower. Her daughter asks her why she is getting so fat. The mother explains that it isn't fat; there is a baby growing inside her belly and that is why it is growing larger. The little girl looks at her for a minute and then asks, "What's growing in your butt?"
OK so I can't decide whether to :LOL laugh or
cry. I've gained 2 lbs and spread about 6 inches
: 
I've always had a good amount of caboose behind me (DH and his brother often refer to me as J Lo). Just yesterday I noticed I've earned some small stretch marks for this pg -- ON MY REAR! What's with that?? That side of me is big enough, thank you!
