Here's my song! The story of my life and the lament of a poor, wounded mother nursing a toddler. Sung to the old country song "Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys." by Willie and Waylon.
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be twiddlers.
Don't let em pinch or twiddle or fiddle.
Make em pick one side and stay there a little!
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be twiddlers
Cause they'll never leave that other nipple alone,
Even when they are asleep.
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be twiddlers.
Don't let em pinch or twiddle or fiddle.
Make em pick one side and stay there a little!
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be twiddlers
Cause they'll never leave that other nipple alone,
Even when they are asleep.
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