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Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day,
go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff
around. - Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR ... You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your
arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So......
I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona
(fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels
up flu germs can't get you!!!!
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Antibacterial stuff doesn't work against the flu

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Originally Posted by polka123
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least hour a day,
go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff
around. - Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR ... You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your
arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So......
I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona
(fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels
up flu germs can't get you!!!!

The flu is a virus not a bacteria, so the antibacterial stuff will not work. Just wash your hands with soap and warm water for at least 30 seconds as often as you can.
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And don't be paranoid about it. If you get the flu it's not the end of the world. It will last a week or two and that's that.

But I do like your way to relax. Have to try that sometime.
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so I should quit washing the tylenol flu pills down with mimosas ?

:hystericallaugh:
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Jen - never

I do a shot of whiskey & down a few co-tylenol & DARE whatever bug is in my system to live : :

feel free to adjust the liquor as needed : :nana:
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