We only have a few so far...dd is only 11.5 months!
"Even though mama's boobies look like silly putty, they aren't! Please don't try to walk away while nursing!"
"Yes, the nipples may look like radio dials to you. They aren't
! Don't twist them when we are trying to go to sleep. This station comes in just fine."
"No tugging on mama's pubic hair when we are taking a bath. And, if you must do it, at least have the courtesy to not laugh at me when I say: 'ouch!'"