We have a lot of these same rules :LOL
You can only ride the horses, and only if I am with and tell you you can.
Even if you already took a bath (this morning, yesterday, last night, ect) If I say you need a bath, you have to take one.
No swimming or diving in the above said bath.
Your sisters are not dogs, please don't whistle at them, pat your leg, and say, "come on girl."
Please don't chase cars along the fence and howl and bark with the dogs.
Sticks stay outside - no exceptions!
Please don't poop in the bath, it is not funny (to the 2 year old)
If you don't like your food after you have chewed on it, please don't put it on dad's plate, it makes him gag.
You have to wear underwear to the table, and please don't touch your vulva, vagina, bottom, ect while we are eating.
Please don't hide in the shower, closet, bed, ect, and try to see dad's penis when he is getting dressed, you know he does not think it is funny.
You can only sneek up behind people and ans scare them once per day. If you are not quiet when you sneek up and they are not scared, you can not be mad at them
From last weekend:
(for dd#1 - 6) If you have just spend the last hour showing your little sister how to run and slide through the fresh cow poop, DO NOT expect to ride home in my car, even if dad is not done fixing fence, you must wait and ride with him)
I didn't think we had so many! :LOL