Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say... - Page 3

[littleteapot]

Originally Posted by zaftigmama

My most recent was, "Well honey, the potty seat wouldn't be stuck on your head if you weren't wearing it like a hat in the first place."

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This is hilarious, because I did this as a kid!!
I put a toilet seat on my head to be funny, and it got stuck! No one could get it off, so my father had to call his brother to bring over his jigsaw and saw it off my head. My mother still has this photo of me sitting on the couch with a terribly angry look on my face, sucking my fingers with a toilet seat around my neck just before my uncle sawed it off.

I never did that again!

[littleteapot]

Originally Posted by myjulybabes

Probably not as funny as some of the others, but still amused me that I had to explain this, to me, simple concept.

"Aidan, cats are pets, not furniture. You can pet Ozzie, you can't sit on him"

My DD does this too! I even have a picture of it right here