A healthy eggplant am I, shiny and beautiful, soaking up the sun, perfect in my taut roundness.
Sounds silly, but it's working for me! I came up with it yesterday, when I got out of the shower, looked at my profile in the mirror, and suddenly thought, "I can't do this today!" I felt so heavy and overburdened and stretched.
But I had to get to work and forced myself to keep moving. As consolation, I put on my favorite, dark purple, very soft maternity outfit, and looking in the mirror again suddenly thought "eggplant". Why, I am just the right shape and texture after all! 
Sounds silly, but it's working for me! I came up with it yesterday, when I got out of the shower, looked at my profile in the mirror, and suddenly thought, "I can't do this today!" I felt so heavy and overburdened and stretched.
But I had to get to work and forced myself to keep moving. As consolation, I put on my favorite, dark purple, very soft maternity outfit, and looking in the mirror again suddenly thought "eggplant". Why, I am just the right shape and texture after all! 











so yesterday I said, "Once upon a time, there was a sexy eggplant..." He said, "...and a very confused farmer...uh...let's have a different story." 

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