Obssessed with The Lord of the Rings...
50 ways to tell you're obssessed with The Lord of the Rings...
1. You want to marry most of the characters, including Smeagol.
2.You get pissed off when people ask who Glorfindel is.
3. You get pissed off when people say they think Faramir is a jerk because of the Two Towers movie.
4.You worship the movies, but nonetheless you want to murder Peter Jackson for his randon Arwen scenes, cutting Tom Bombadil, and the barrow downs, Glorfindel, Gandalf's talk with Saruman in the Two Towers, the scouring of the Shire, etc.
5.You get pissed off when people say "I can't wait to se The Lord of the Rings 2: or "Lord of teh Rings 3.:
6.Whenever people talk about something other than LOTR you start a conversation about it.
7.When your angry at someone you insult them in Elvish or Dwarvish or recite the One Ring's Black Speech.
8.You sneak up behind your family or friends and you do your best impressio of a Nazgul scream.
9.You scream out loud 'MY PRECIOUS; to your parents when they take something from you or you want something.
10.When you are later for something, and someone yells at you, you say, "I amnever late. Nor am I early. I arrive precisely when I mean to."
11.You plan on giving your children Middle-Earth names.
12.You have added variouos other meals to your list, elevensies, afterlunch, second breakfast...
13.When ordering any drink you automatically ask if it comes in pints
14.You stare at various birdbaths, trying to see 'things that were, things that are, and things that have not yet come to pass.'
15.You run around in teh woods screaming "Ho! tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo." And you provide anyone you run into with mounds of food and protection from mean oak trees.
16.You walk up to your garage door and say, "Mellon!" expecting it to open.
17. When your parents want to inspect whether your room is messy or not you shout "YOU...SHALL...NOT....PASS!!!"
18.. When getting psyched for something, you pull out an imaginary sword adn yell "ANDURIL FOR THE DUNIDAN!" or "GUTHWINE FOR THE MARK!"
19.You always say eleventy-one instead of one hundred and eleven.
20. You refresh the official site over and over again so you can hear all teh different greetings.
21. If a major earthquake sarts, everyone shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" but you shout "BALROG!!!"
22.You are insulted when the spell checker on your computer says the "Hobbit" and "Frodo" are written as misspelled words.
23.You are racing on your bike through the streets and you shout "Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim."
24.You're still reading this list.
25.Your friends have told you to hold back when someone dares to insult anything about LOTR.
26.You know what LOTR, FOTR,TTT,PJ,JRRT and ROTK stand for.
27.You know whoElijah, Viggo, Ian, Sean,Dom, Billy, Karl,David and John are.
28.You have a sudden urge to yell"Get off the Road!" when you cross the street.
29.You celebrate Bilbo, Frodo and Aragorn's birthdays and March 25th, the day the ring was destroyed.
30.Just listening to the soundtrack you can see whats happening in the movie in your head.
31.Another insult that you lash out at someone when they make a mistake is "Fool of a Took!"
32.Whenever your family, or your friends got to the beach you make them sing Legolas' song of teh sea all the way there. If they don't know it, teach them linebyline and make them sing it over and over again. Also sing Bilbo's travelling song on long trips.
33.Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream"Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.
34.You compare people you know to LOTR characters.
35.When someone says potatoes you say "Po-tay-toes!? Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew..."
36.You cry over Gandalf's death even though you know he comes back.
37.You cry when Eowyn is believed to be dead even though you know she's not.
38.You cry when Denethor says he set fire to Faramir, even though you know he didn't.
39.When the first street lamp goes on you cry out"The beacon of Amon Din is lit!"
40. You despair to thinkyou forgot to bring a rope, even though you are just going to your friend's house for about an hour.
41.Are surprised when someone acts insulted when you tell them they resemble someone from LotR, it was OBVIOUSLY a compliment.
42.Whenever your parents leave the house, cry, "You need someone of intelligence on this sort of...mission...quest...thing!" Then jump in the car. About half way ther, ask "Where are we goin'?"
43.Your bowling league is worried that you're spending too much time alone in the corner gazing into your ball.
44.You read the book out loud to yourself just so you can do the voices.
45.You keep saying "Don't be hasty" to your boss when he wants you to work.
46.Your still reading this.
47.You call your dad Adar.
48.You're thinking it would be fun to make up your own list.
49.You know who Adunakhor, Celegorm, Finarfin, Ilmare, Ohtar,Thorondor and Vana are.
50.You got all of the above jokes.
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OK, I'm a geek, I guess!
Ok, WHAT is this about?? I missed that one!
