pull my finger - Page 2

[familyman]

g-ma's grl, whatever tune you need to "mine that methane"

[BAU3]

All farts in our house are blamed on the dog.

(did I mention that dog died over a year ago? )

[PuppyFluffer]

I'll never forget my 3 year old nephew letting out a good fart shamelessly and then getting this serious look on his face, looking up to his mother and saying "Uh oh Mommy, I hiney burped!" and laughing like crazy! In their house they call them "hiney burps". How cute is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[susan61]

OMG I cannot believe I am laughing so much right now I'm crying. I guess farts never go out of style. They are bum burps here sometimes, funny enough the dog wasn't farting too much yet except for today. Dd 3.5 says 'what's that smell' and she loves her dog so much and is practically glued to him, when I say it's him she denies it! 'No it's not!' like I'm just crazy. She, on the other hand, has learned much from her big bro and sis and proudly announces every foof that comes out.

Humour (with a u in Canada) is sooooo important in our family. I can bring my sometimes moody 15 year old right out of it. Today, in fact, was a classic example: she often wears a bright orange bra (don't tell her I told you), and she was wearing bright orange gloves today. Orange is her favourite colour (there's those u's again). I was driving down the road, reached beside me and touched her on the fuzzy orange glove, except I kinda freaked 'cause I suddenly thought I touched her booby! So throughout the day, and oh yes, it will continue, I said "remember that time I touched your glove?". Sure hope this transpires the same in writing as it did IRL!

[gurumama]

I'm the momma and I have the potty humor.

I'm not very good at getting on the floor and playing baby games, but when DS1 was 2 he had a little farm set. I made all the sheep, goats, cows, etc. ride in the wheelbarrow while the farmer pushed them around. We pretended they ate LOTS of oats that day and they'd let these killer farts rip that sent the farmer flying across the room!

My dh would walk into the room (and dodge the flying farmer), shake his head, and walk out smiling.

I also taught my son the "when you're sliding into third and you feel and juicy turd, diarrhea--plll, plll (insert gross sound)--diarrhea."

Let me tell you, though, when I was pregnant I taught my son FAR MORE about farts than any daddy could!



Mel

[StarMama]

Oh geez! We don't even have kids yet and I KNOW my DH is going to be the jokester! Fart jokes, scaring mom, anything that is remotely humourous he goes for. He has shared pranks he pulled on him mom that I have made him SWEAR he will never teach or tell our kids about. Like bringing mom her hot tea, but its really an empty cup and 'tripping' and 'spilling' on him mom and she freaks out (thinking its HOT water but then its empty!)

Or taking a knife, tucking it under his arm and covering himself in ketchup, and sitting slumped over in a chair. Or how about puttin on one of those scream masks and jumping out at his mom in her closet late at night where she thinks he is a thief and starts beating the crap out of him until his sister yells loud enough "MOM THAT'S MATT!!!!!!!'"

I am SO going to have my hands full.

Oh yeah, and me and my high school buds used to make an entire 3am dennys go silent and look at us like we were freaks when we had burping contests and we were LOUD. And my DH farts in front of fans so it will PURPOSEFULLY smell me out.

And you know what? Even after all of this I'm so looking forward to jokes and giggles and pranks.

[Rocker]

This thread is a great one!
No better place to post than on a spot where humor is prevelant!
Having said that I've got two stories. Both of which my dw would never tell the public.
My dd at age of two started saying after every toot "thats my bummy." with a guilty little grin on her face, to which I would reply Well time passed and as all things go that kind of got old. So to put a little spark in her game she had to change it so that any time any one let one go she would jump right on it "thats my bummy" try playing that game the next time company is over to see how funny it can be.
Second; My little brother (who shared a room with me growing up) tells me that I am the king of night time gas, and my dw agrees with him whole heartedly (heaven help her)(I mean is it really a curse not to have a sense of smell at a time like this?)
Anyway one morning in the wee hours my ds and dd came climbing into bed with us. well my ds was just laying on top of the covers shivering. My dw says to him "why dont you climb under the covers with your dad so your not freezing any more?" Well he looks at her with his little declaritive face and says "no I'll just go get my own cause I dont stink and farp in mine." Talk about a way to start the morning.

[carmen veranda]

I am at work laughing out loud to you jokers. This morning, i picked up dd #3 claire, age 2 3/4. She gave a me huge squeeze and I *sparkled* (passing gas at our house is lovely!!! )
Oh my she got such a hoot out of that. She told her sister, "I squeezed a sparkle out of mommy!!! She told our lovely care giver, Janel at daycare, "I squeezed mommy real hard and a BIG BIG sparkle came out!!!!"

[isissunsetblack]

..i hiney burped....:LOL ..the orange glove sparkles all of them really gave me a good laugh before sleepy time:LOL

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