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post #81 of 183
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Originally Posted by summiebee
Fm clique ehhh? I think we should all form little gangs and have rumbles etc.

Like east side hemp lovers or West side velour babes or OC something or other. We could fight it out and put graffiti all over the cities and wear different colored prefolds on our heads to signify what gang we belonged to. In order to get jumped in we would have to lend our favorite hyena diaper to the gang member with the nastiest poo and they have to use it for a week...GASPPPPPPPP!!!!
I was kind of afraid to wade through this 5 page long thread, but I'm only part way down the first page and lmbo.
post #82 of 183
thanks and rotf at the hyena wannabees!
post #83 of 183
Yeah Jaime when they are all sleeping we can turn all their stashes into fitteds with velcro and no fold back laundry tabs
post #84 of 183
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Originally Posted by summiebee
All the organic lovers in the house say yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh!!!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh!!!!!

Where's my undyed organic cotton diaper headdress? I definitely want to have a rumble with the velour gang. They're creating so much demand for velour that all the WAHMs are making half of their dipes with it, and I CAN'T STAND the feel of it!! It's like nails on a chalkboard to me!

This thread is hysterical! And that PWP gang baby is too much!
post #85 of 183
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post #86 of 183
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Originally Posted by kyle98sean02
Yeah Jaime when they are all sleeping we can turn all their stashes into fitteds with velcro and no fold back laundry tabs



I'm so there
post #87 of 183
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Originally Posted by Jillbob
: I'm envisioning a bunch of mamas with babies slung on their backs, wearing brightly colored diapers on their heads, and duking it out with minishowers and snappis.
post #88 of 183
Ya'all better watch out because I am a needle and hook carrying funky fitted mama with a secret stash of pins from my old flat dawg days.
post #89 of 183
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Originally Posted by vkberes
Come on now, flats and pfs aren't very hyena-ish and not as adjustable as a fitted. Don't you guys know anything? :LOL

Dd modeling the correct way to show your true ties:

PWP Posse

OMG...this thread is killing me!!
post #90 of 183
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Originally Posted by Holli
Ah, but you have forgotten the power in numbers.. Some of us fitted hyenas can be washing 3 loads and still have plenty to fight with! :LOL

Holli
Amen, sister!!
post #91 of 183
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Originally Posted by bluey
Then I'll be forced to crack out my machine and turn said flat into a fitted muwahahahaha
Then I will whip out my handy-dandy seam ripper and shread your precious fitteds into layers upon layers of mess which will fray, fray, FRAY in the wash! And, for your precious print outers, you will be left with no way to show off that oh-so-cutesy 'fitted' because it just won't fit.

And did I mention my snap-smashing hammer? Or.. maybe I won't even have to bust it out. I'll just blindfold you all with my flats, steal your fitteds and use them as stuffing for ... our cushy new Flat Power crib (crib = house of course... you know... gang lingo ) ... yes! Instead of beanbags, we'll have cushie-fitted-diaper-stuffed bags!
post #92 of 183
Alright, I reeeeeeealllly should be in bed, but no, you people keep dragging me back. Your flats have nothing on my fitteds. I'll cut them up so bad, their mamas won't even recognize them. Turn them into voodoo dolls and get all freaky up in the hizzouse.
post #93 of 183
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Jillbob
Alright, I reeeeeeealllly should be in bed, but no, you people keep dragging me back. Your flats have nothing on my fitteds. I'll cut them up so bad, their mamas won't even recognize them. Turn them into voodoo dolls and get all freaky up in the hizzouse.


Ok, um, this is just scary. LMAO.
post #94 of 183
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Originally Posted by judybean
Then I will whip out my handy-dandy seam ripper and shread your precious fitteds into layers upon layers of mess which will fray, fray, FRAY in the wash! And, for your precious print outers, you will be left with no way to show off that oh-so-cutesy 'fitted' because it just won't fit.

And did I mention my snap-smashing hammer? Or.. maybe I won't even have to bust it out. I'll just blindfold you all with my flats, steal your fitteds and use them as stuffing for ... our cushy new Flat Power crib (crib = house of course... you know... gang lingo ) ... yes! Instead of beanbags, we'll have cushie-fitted-diaper-stuffed bags!
You're a feisty one. Just wait though. We will feed your child a heaping plate of prunes, pears and plums and lay in wait for your shrieks as you watch your wool be marred with runny, leaky poo.
post #95 of 183
I cannot stop laughing at this thread...
How about us mama's with 'vintage' dipes that are still going strong...flats AND fitteds. I even have some flats from when 'i' was cd'd...and I am the real old lady here...walking with my cane at 40!..but I'm still kickin' :nana:
post #96 of 183
Ooh! I can't decide which diaper gang to join! :LOL I love my fitteds, and probably use them most. But, we have an awful lot of FBs, and I've been pinning quite a few prefolds lately. Umm... is there a gang for people who have paid full price (or more) for all of their diapers? I'm definitely not TP savvy. Or, how about an indecisive diapering momma gang? Anybody?
post #97 of 183
Oh... and dangit if I can't find Holli's quote about huge stashes... but.. here's my response...

You think *you* have a lot of diapers?!?! Oh lordy... with the price of flats around a buck a piece, us rollers here in Flat Power have you completely covered when it comes to sheer volume of dipes. Oh please. And throw in some oh-so-spendy $2 pfs and you have a mountain of towering fluff. Instead of a moat around our castle (yeah, we're stylish gangsters), we'll have a river of fluff that you will have to wade through -- but beware! There are hidden pins in there, ready to sabotage your snappy-fitted ways!
post #98 of 183
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by momma2emerson
Ooh! I can't decide which diaper gang to join! :LOL I love my fitteds, and probably use them most. But, we have an awful lot of FBs, and I've been pinning quite a few prefolds lately. Umm... is there a gang for people who have paid full price (or more) for all of their diapers? I'm definitely not TP savvy. Or, how about an indecisive diapering momma gang? Anybody?


As if! You are joining my gang....I am guilty of being sucky at the TP.



Us fitted lovers are going to forego PF's on our heads and splurge on Pucci scarves.

Chic and posh. Now we have to sell fluff to afford them....


We need an artsy WAHM to join out gang so she can spray graffiti of our gang up in the city...I mean....er....um.... the hood.

You down with dat?
post #99 of 183
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by judybean
Oh... and dangit if I can't find Holli's quote about huge stashes... but.. here's my response...

You think *you* have a lot of diapers?!?! Oh lordy... with the price of flats around a buck a piece, us rollers here in Flat Power have you completely covered when it comes to sheer volume of dipes. Oh please. And throw in some oh-so-spendy $2 pfs and you have a mountain of towering fluff. Instead of a moat around our castle (yeah, we're stylish gangsters), we'll have a river of fluff that you will have to wade through -- but beware! There are hidden pins in there, ready to sabotage your snappy-fitted ways!


Oh yeah? We'll sell all our hyena dipes on Ebay for quad druple what they cost and then we'll see...oh yeah baby...then we will see...


Private auctions of course...


ROFLMBO


:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
post #100 of 183
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Originally Posted by summiebee
Oh yeah? We'll sell all our hyena dipes on Ebay for quad druple what they cost and then we'll see...oh yeah baby...then we will see...


Private auctions of course...
(okay, now that really cracks me up, but back to the smack talk)

But that's where your downfall lies! I could sell my flats and STILL have diapers -- old t-shirts!!
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