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post #1 of 1625
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When I first met DH he had this thing on his face. It was a blue dot. He'd squeeze it and pus would come out...but it smelled like dirty dogs. It was freaking gross...so of course I obsessed over it and was constantly squeezing it.

He figured he got it while he was in Africa, Panama, or Haiti (he was an MP in the army before he got out for college...now he's Ordinance). So I was always pestering him to get it checked out, but he was scared to because he wasn't sure if it was something that would prevent him from getting back in the army. So time passes...he gets back in...I nag him...I nag him...I make the appointment.

Well he goes into the appointment and the doctor hasn't seen anything like it before...so like any good doctor, he numbed the spot up and cut it out.

What was it?

































.....make a wild wild guess.....

































a whole bunch of ingrown hairs. DH said they were all curled up and long...like the hair in a drain. This was all in a blue dot the size of a pencil eraser...not very big.

I wish he'd saved it for me so I could see it.
post #2 of 1625
That's pretty gross. But I thought you were going to say it was some kind of worms or something.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be sleeping?
post #3 of 1625
Worms would have been grosser, but a big wad of sub-dermal hair ain't half bad.
post #4 of 1625
sick!

my dh was an mp, too!

he used to be all obsessed with these lumps on his neck, when we lived in the barracks. he rubbed them ALL THE TIME! nothing gross, just swollen glands but boy, did he drive me crazy complaining about it! :

if it woulda been something they could have cut out, i'da been pissed if he brought it back to me! :LOL
post #5 of 1625
ewwww. I love popping dh's zits.. it satisfies me sooo much. I love it when he gets huge ones. Once my sister cut out a cyst on her xbf's back. With a razor blade. It was about the size of a 3 diminsional dime, if you could imagine that.. and it looked like a ball of skin colored tangled up cord. YUCKKKKKKK. its fun to do stuff like that, at least for me. I bet you so wish he had saved that stuff.
post #6 of 1625
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Originally Posted by Moss's Mommy
ewwww. I love popping dh's zits.. it satisfies me sooo much. I love it when he gets huge ones. Once my sister cut out a cyst on her xbf's back. With a razor blade. It was about the size of a 3 diminsional dime, if you could imagine that.. and it looked like a ball of skin colored tangled up cord. YUCKKKKKKK. its fun to do stuff like that, at least for me. I bet you so wish he had saved that stuff.

:Puke
post #7 of 1625
I admit it....i am a compulsive zit popper also. DH absolutely HATES it. He will fight me like a feral cat the whole time i try to "pick" at him. LOL.
post #8 of 1625
My dh will die if he sees this, so don't tell






















My dh had one of these on his "private parts" It kept getting bigger and was really bothering me, so he numbed it and used a razer blade to cut it off (did I mention he hates doctors) and it was a ball of ingrown hairs!

This was just a couple of months ago and I had never heard of this before
post #9 of 1625
ewww ewww ewww!! Gross. My ex and I used to play this game to. Thankfully DP has never asked me to pop on for him.
post #10 of 1625
ewwww that's gross...but kinda interesting all at the same time...i would have like pics!
post #11 of 1625
The absolute worst detail is the fact that it smelled like dirty dog.




ewwwwwwwww




(I *almost* stopped eating my cookie dough )
post #12 of 1625
Another zit popper here! Dh gets them all the time on his back so I get them for him...he's such a wimp about it too

Oh...that reminds me...I haven't checked him in a few days.................
post #13 of 1625
Dh has one of those blue dots on his chest, smells awful but havents gotten any hair out of it yet.

Would have been interesting to see
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a whole bunch of ingrown hairs. DH said they were all curled up and long...like the hair in a drain
post #14 of 1625
No, see, he needs to take a razor blade to it, like Jessmcg's dh.
post #15 of 1625
Ewww...that is sorta gross. But I so thought you were going to say he had bug larve growing in there or something, so a few wild hairs are quite pleasant in comparison
post #16 of 1625
That is so nasty I'm giggly about it.
post #17 of 1625
Does it make me gross that I wish I had a bunch of ingrown hairs like that so I could cut them out? : I like pulling ingrown hairs out
post #18 of 1625
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Originally Posted by LadyWulf
DH absolutely HATES it. He will fight me like a feral cat the whole time i try to "pick" at him. LOL.
As well he should!! Ewwwww.......the thought of popping someone *elses* zits is.....beyond disgusting. I can barely handle doing my own :Puke
post #19 of 1625
I picked the wrong thread to read while trying to eat my cookies-n-cream ice cream.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll find the strength to pick up my spoon and soldier on, lol!
post #20 of 1625
ohhhh finally after all these months, a place to tell my very own disgusting story


when i hit my head, a month went by and i was still dizzy and disoriented, so i was at the dr for a check-up. i also said one ear was ringing so he looked in there and said there was so much wax he couldnt see my eardrum. so he had a nurse "irrigate" it.

for the uninitiated: this means they take a spraybottle with a special attachment tiny tube on it and spray warm water into your ear over and over and over until it softens and dislodges whatever is in there. then the wax floats out into the basin that you are holding for them to catch the water in.

i had a thing in my ear the size of a marble. but it wasnt cute little golden ear wax--oh no! it was all kinds of black and brown and a frightening texture! i was amazed. then more came out! : it was a disgusting but satisfying experience.
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