well this thread is something else
I have a few gross stories. Only one involes a zit though.
It was my very first zit........
I was at this horse show, and under my nose I was growing the worlds largest zit, I didnt know you could pop them
: so it grew and grew and grew and grew some more. So anyway, at the horse show, Im talking to a friend and it starts to itch. I didnt really want to touch it, but it was itchy. So I give it a little rub. Im still talking, but I feel like there is something under my nose. so I go to the car and look in the mirror, and see it had popped and I had this mass of green and yellow puss drying on my face :LOL I was a little bit embarassed but mostly curious and horrified in a good sort of way. So I wipe of the gunk, look at it on the kleenix, then gently and experimently squeesed what was left, and was amused at what came out. I had a great sense of satisfaction. It immediately looked like there had never been any zit all, it was awesome, Ill never forget that day. I also won a few ribbons too on my first pony
not zit stories:
my sister has this friend that tricks her boyfriend (now husband actually) into seeing her poop. I dont know why, niether do they, he finds it gross, she finds it hilarious :LOL
The other day my new to horses friend called me up, the vet had told her her horse had a big bean that needed to come out, so she said she had a friend that was experienced in theses things and that she would get her (me) to come out right away.
A bean is a build-up of smegma and dirt that collects in a pocket on the inside of the urethra and can block the flow of urine. Usually they are soft,grey and the size of a bean.
So I go out, meet her horse, lather up, stick my hand in his sheat, and WHOA! the bean is so big its sticking out of the urethra! not only that, but it is hard and gritty
. So I try to gently pop it out, no go, stone is way to big, so I start scraping off bits, but that really isnt working, so I work a finger into his urethra and pocket, and behind the stone, and I start breaking it up (poor poor horse, he was dancing, but he never even pretended to kick me) so I work out one piece and its BIg, I work out another piece, and its BIG too, I work out a third piece, and OMg I was horrified, so Im checking to see if we are clear, and there is a bean that had been behind the big one. And I worked it out as well. All in total, Id say he had a 'bean' the size of a ping-pong ball. maybe a little bit bent out of shape though lol.
Shall I say poor horse one more time? so I finish cleaning him, his owner sticks him in his stall, he walks around once, lets it all hang out and pees, big sigh of relief, I was worried, I might have hurt him too much.
She kept the bean(s), and shows it off