What can I say about tonight’s show? Scott wasn’t there.
All is right with the world.
Another weird t-shirt for Ryan. What did it say? King something? Ryan, dude, no one is talking about Scott Savol. Except his parole officer.
Hey, Seacrest, thank you for telling us that you are holding the map of the USA. Some viewers weren’t sure and thought it was your ego you were carrying in. Yeah, poke out her eye with the state of Maine.
Please.
Carrie singing Sin Wagon? I don’t think so, girl. Too prancy. That pink-haired girl a couple of seasons ago did this song so much better. Amy Adams? Oh lordy, Carrie, two words for you: Don’t. Dance. Yikes, she is really jazzed about that sin wagon. Her mom and dad may never speak to her again after this one. She gets a tongue bath from the judges.
: We saw personality? I saw desperation.
Holy Hollywood! Holy sellout! Was that Bo getting his unruly eyebrows tamed in the makeup trailer?
Jazz, Mikalah and Latoya in da house.
OK, can I just say that Bo’s mom is hot?! Song intro please? I lurve
Bo even though I don’t know the song. He looks like he’s had another VO5 hot oil treatment. No more frizzy, flyaway hair. OMG, so cute! Love his smile! Did I mention I lurve him???? Simon, shut the
up. Bo’s grandma is sooo gonna whoop Simon after the show. Simon freaking out,
totally looking around for his bodyguards.
Vonzell, you know I love you girl, but that was a bit pitchy at the beginning. I love that song but it was a little out of tyune, as Simon would say. I fear for my baby Vee. The power was missing. She just didn’t bring it, except at the end. Well, a little yelly. She didn’t have her best night. What’s up with Vee? I seriously got weepy when she said she loves her daddy. She is sweet and I like her and that means she is going home tomorrow.
Anthony, anyone who starts the song sitting on the stage just sucks, OK? What the
song is that? He is definitely getting a job with Carnivale cruise lines when this is over. I mean they’ve probably already called him. Ryan is too busy adding product to his hair to
intro the
songs.
: Randy, dude, you are so deaf. Even Simon liked him. :Puke And yet he added that funny comment about gooey & syrupy.
Simon, I almost liked you for a millisecond there.
Could there BE any more commercials???
Carrie cries cuz she misses her sisters.
Oops, sorry. She actually did a good job on that song. Oh god, she might just win this thing. BUT WAIT. Randy didn’t like it… wow. Paula didn’t like it… wow. Simon didn’t like it… eek. But why oh why couldn’t Simon have given her the pack-your-suitcase kiss of death?
Bo, you are such a good son. I lurve his beard. OMG the outfit! Hot hottie hot! The sandals! The shades! Did I mention the chest hair? Paula doing the dancy and the jumpy. She’s back on the meds. But seriously, I
Bo. I don’t know if I mentioned that. Is it hot in here? Oh, yeah, and he sings good, too.
Vee, sweet things you said about your parents. She was really good. She has more charisma and personality in her little finger than Carrie has in her whole body including that big blond hairdo. Simon, eat
and die.
OMG, freaky red head teen boy from last year in da house.
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OK, round 2 for Anthony. Let’s just say that song was your audition for Carnival Cruise lines and dude, they liked what they saw. Can you be in Miami tomorrow?
Gamble and Huff wrote some mighty fine songs, I have to say that.
Did I say I
Bo?
OK, that’s all I got. Except, Bo I luuuuuuuuuuuuurve you!
Bo
Carrie
Vonzell
Anthony
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Cool dress though.
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