I do hope it’s Anthony or Carrie leaving tonight. Not my Bo. Not my BabyVee. But someone is probably going to get Latoya’d. Last year she got cut and we had to endure yet another week with Jazzy, that no-talent girl who consistently sang “out of tyune.” I am afraid that tonight might be the night Vee gets cut. And then next week it’ll be Anthony. He’s gotta get down to Miami before the cruise ship leaves the port.
Yes, Ryan, imagine this show with a different host… why is Ryan dressed like an accountant? White shirt and striped tie? Is he my dad?
Islands in the Stream. Hate, hate that song. Bo is cringing cuz he’s gotta sing such a cheesy song. Yet Anthony is right at home in the cheesefest. Carrie tries to dance… eek. Vee and Bo rock together! Kids, please step away from the catwalk.
Ford commercial. What the

did they do to Bo’s hair?

: He has officially sold out completely. How will he EVAH face his rawker friends at home??? They are going to kick the living

out of him.
Oooh, the original auditions… lot of filler tonight. Anthony, Anatoly? Very yelly, and a tad bit screechy. Ears. Hurting. Here.
Special surprise coming up? Are Simon and Bo’s grandma going to mud wrestle? Because I’d like to get some money on the grandma.
Ouch, someone is getting a one-way coach ticket home… Seacrest, that was cold. I seriously hope it’s you and your excessive hair product.
My Bo is safe. Yes!
*tears of joy*
Anthony!
*tears of joy*
Perfect.
Yo, Carrie, get yourself a Kleenex.
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