The final 3: Bo, Vee and Scarrie! Really amazing show tonight.
Is Ryan wearing pumps? He looks taller than his usual hobbit self.
Clive Davis, is he like 100? Paula with the cleavage!
Clive’s picks:Vonzell, I’ll never love this way again. She was great. Love my baby Vee. Can I just say wow??? Judges, shut up.
Bo sings Don’t let the sun go down on me. Hair a little frizzy, he forgot the VO5 hot oil tonight. He rocked it.

I liked it better than Clay’s rendition. And he gets a tongue bath from the judges!


Carrie is Crying. I swear Ryan said Carrie Underwear instead of Underwood.




Oh, sorry, I dozed off during her song. She sang it pretty well. She almost squeezed out a little emotion there. Performance a little wooden? Simon speaks the truth.
Contestants’ picks:Vonzell chooses Chain of Fools. Love that song. Did she sing
you treated me mean, you treated me cruel, to Simon? :LOL That’s a Scotty move. She was fantastic!
Why is Ryan repeating the numbers for Vonzell? Did he screw that up?
Bo selects what song? Without the band? I lurve him so. He will so win this. Period. Now I know who he reminds me of with the long hair and piercing eyes. He looks like Jesus.

: Now there's a religion I can get my head around: Worshipping in the House of Bo
Carrie sings an Air Supply song? Oh holy mother. Air Supply sucks in so many ways, where to begin? She has been learning the jumpy and the dancy from Pauler. Get ready for a tongue bath from the judges.

My man George Huff in da house!!
Judges’ picks:Vonzell sings On the Radio, picked by Simon. Great, great song. She sounded a lot like Donna Summer! I like her pink sparkly top. Loved it. Judges loved it.
Bo sings Satisfaction, picked by Pauler. Oh. My. God. He was

fantasic! He rocked da house. Hot. Hottie. Hot. Simon called it fluff? He just sucks. Bo’s grandma is so gonna kick his ass.
Carrie sings Man, I feel like a woman, selected by Randy. Hate that song. She’s singing it too low at the beginning. Yeah, you feel like a woman, but you dance like a geek. You feel like a woman, but you look like a Barbie doll. Yuck, hated it. And Simon, STFU, K?
Oh my god, I am mad-voting for Bo and when you dial his numbers you get him saying
thanks for voting for me!! 


This isn’t nearly as funny as usual because Anthony, Scotty and Constantine Mascara aren’t around anymore. Not that I'm complaining.
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