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Originally Posted by PrimordialMind View Post

Yes and depending on how many selfless acts it has commited, this will determine what form it will change into.

I am so crunchy that i start my mornings with 20 invigorating sun salutations, giving gratitude towards the sun for the life it provides then i make my kale, lemon, carrot, beet juice and plan my crunchy day.

Hippie, please! I was doing salutations when the sun was just a nebulous.
post #282 of 297
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Hippie, please! I was doing salutations when the sun was just a nebulous.

"Hippie, please!" made me laugh biglaugh.gif
post #283 of 297

I am so crunchy that I have taught myself to photosynthesize. I get my nutrition directly from the sunlight, so never need to exploit the plants or animals of the earth. And I produce my own oxygen. My skin is a lovely green hue.
 

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I'm so crunchy that nomatter what I eat, I poop pure granola.
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I'm so crunchy that nomatter what I eat, I poop pure granola.

hahaha, this one is perfect and seems so obvious for this thread! lol.gif

I'm so crunchy that i say Namaste to every person i pass on the street and hand out packets of trail mix that includes granola, goji berries, chia seeds, dried seaweed and LOVE.
post #286 of 297
I'm so crunchy that I use the methane from my own farts to power electricity for my yurt.

Black beans. Lots and lots of black beans. (fair trade)
post #287 of 297
OMG stop it, dalia!! You're cracking me up! biglaugh.giflol.gif
post #288 of 297
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I'm so crunchy that I use the methane from my own farts to power electricity for my yurt.

Black beans. Lots and lots of black beans. (fair trade)

That takes the (sprouted, grain-free, naturally sweetened, and fermented) cake!  Tears.  I am drying tears from my face right now, thanks to your post.

 

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post #289 of 297
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Originally Posted by SweetSilver View Post

That takes the (sprouted, grain-free, naturally sweetened, and fermented) cake!  Tears.  I am drying tears from my face right now, thanks to your post.

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Don't you dare dry those tears!!! If you don't stand over your rainwater barrel while you cry then you are just being wasteful! ;-P
post #290 of 297

I'm so crunchy that I built a horse barn out of horse manure and straw. And I use horse manure to heat it.

post #291 of 297
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

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Originally Posted by SweetSilver View Post

That takes the (sprouted, grain-free, naturally sweetened, and fermented) cake!  Tears.  I am drying tears from my face right now, thanks to your post.

biglaugh.gif

Don't you dare dry those tears!!! If you don't stand over your rainwater barrel while you cry then you are just being wasteful! ;-P

I could let the tears evaporate, then I could harvest the salt and finally have locally produced salt!!  (I haven't had salt in years because it isn't grown within 5 miles of my house-- the limits of a day's round trip journey on my grass-fed pony*).  My naturopath (who lives within walking distance) suggested I increase my salt intake.  Perfect!

 

* My pony greets me each morning as I rise and tosses her head in such a way that says "I would love more than anything that you ride on my back!  I adore the exercise!"  And I oblige.  She will take neither bit nor harness, and she is free to wander where she will.  But she will happily carry me if I need her to.

post #292 of 297

Thank you thank you thank you for the laughs ladies!  joy.gif

post #293 of 297
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Originally Posted by dalia View Post

I'm so crunchy that nomatter what I eat, I poop pure granola.

 

OMG, I just spit water all over my keyboard!

post #294 of 297

Heehee!  I read this and thought of this thread and had no choice but to resurrect it! 

post #295 of 297
I'm so crunchy, my wedding dress was made entirely out of recycled toilet paper.
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Originally Posted by QueenOfTheMeadow View Post
 

Heehee!  I read this and thought of this thread and had no choice but to resurrect it! 


I also just read this, and it reminded me of this thread too!

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