Oh dear. This is a soft spot for me. I read junk magazines at the gym and am completely up to date on celebrity gossip.

: I should be reading something oh, about the falling dollar vs. rising yen or something mentally challenging, but when I'm sweating a ton I just don't want anything mentally challenging. My innate gift for inane trivia has forced me to retain this information. I would not ever ever admit this to you IRL, BTW. I am too cool!
What I've read:
Demi Moore is not actually pregnant.
Britney so, so is. Lord help that baby. The People magazine interview is scary.
Jennifer Garner is. (mrsmoe, you might also want to stab her with your fork as well, i will help you - all these pictures of her frolicking, so happy and teeny tiny. also, DH is in loooove with her)
Ben Stiller's Brady Bunch wife (Christine Taylor)
Jerry Seinfeld's woman
Rachel Griffiths (Six Feet Under, one of my favorite TV shows)

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Edit: another fun fact that somehow plagues me until I release it into the MDC ether : Britney really, really enjoys pregnancy sex, according to the interview. EW! Publically bragging about it. The boyfriend sounded not so commital to this statement, IMHO. He sounded like he was a bit off-script the entire time actually.
I could now make one of these magazines in my sleep. Pregnancy script: Beautiful star is rumored to be pregnant. Denials. Finally, admission plus extravagant/secret marriage. Rumors of bad pregnancy sex, fights, DH out drinking with buddies at girly bars with non-pregnant strippers. Couple denies this in mainstream-esque magazine/magazine show. Mother leaves DH a month before giving birth. Gives birth, but remains friends with now-divorcing DH. Finds new love 3 months later and badmouths ex. Media talks about how "fat" she is, yada yada. Star miraculously loses weight with the help of her little friend Mr. Diuretic Health Spa. Media talks about how "amazing" she is.