Funniest names you've heard for private parts... - Page 5

[adamsfam07]

I just had a baby about 3 months ago and so now my 5 year old calls my breasts my "Milksters" Gotta love little kids.

[DecemberSun]

My grandmother had no idea that there were three holes "down there". She had four kids and believed that her urine, bowl movements, and children all came out of the same hole. My mom and dad (both RNs) had to explain it to her when they started caring for her!

When I grew up we knew the proper terms, but we had lots of slang words that we used intermittently for everything (mostly as derrogatory terms...). A penis could be a dick or weiner, a vulva could be a cootch or a pussy, a butt could be a tush or a bum.

My cousins had a name for their entire area- they called it a "bumbee". It was always so confusing because when I babysat them I never knew if they were referring to the front or the back.

With my kids, we sorta got into a routine of calling a vagina a "pee pee" and a penis a "neener". Breasts are "bobbies", which is a name my son came up with when he nursed. They know the proper terms, and they are starting to use them more often than the common terms we've been using.

DS was taking a bath one day and got very excited and said "Mom!!! I found some eggs under my neener!" That was the day I taught him about testicles being important to make babies someday... And just today he asked me if he was going to have a baby in his tummy when he gets bigger, and I gave him a little shpeel- 'No, only Mamas have babies in their tummies, Daddies help make the baby by putting their penis into the mama's vagina, and the baby goes into the tummy and grows until it's time to come out of the vagina again.' He thought about it for awhile and then said "Well, I don't want to put my penis into a vagina- it's MINE!"

[Mountaingirl3]

This thread is hilarious! Nice laugh on a gray day.

We've told our 4 and 6 year old dd's the proper names for everything, but they just say, "Girl parts". It did take them awhile to differentiate between bummie (butt) and girl parts. They know about the three holes and what they're for. Once, a preschool teacher made the mistake of asking where food goes after you swallow it. Obviously, she was looking for "stomach" but my dd said, "Out the hole in your bum."

I love it that they say, "nickles" for nipples--can't bring myself to correct them.

Dh told four year old dd that the building under construction near our house is going to be a Nursing Home. She said, "Is that where mommies go to give their babies milkies?"

Ds only has one word--"Ma-ma". It kind of means me, but mostly means "Nurse me!"

[living_organic]

I babysat some girls who called a penis a "giggle" I thought that was pretty funny and have no idea where they got that from...and my nieces call theirs "the bad place" sad!

[Dakota's Mom]

Originally Posted by LunaMom

My mother didn't CALL it this seriously, but she joked about calling it "possible." She would say, "Don't forget to wash possible!" It came from the idea of someone reaching alllll the way up and washing as far down as possible, then reaching allll the way down and washing far up as possible, and then....washing possible! :LOL

I was always taught that the vagina was "Possible" while the anus was "Impossible" if you get my drift.

DS calls his boy part a weiny and he says that I have boobies. He doesn't have a name for other female parts.

One day I was getting out of bed and my nightgown got pulled up a bit too far. He saw the string from a tampon hanging down. "Mama, you got something in your butt. Let me get it for you." I had to lay back down Iwas laughing so hard. Never did explain what it was. I just didn't know how to do it.

Kathi

[Awaken]

Originally Posted by L.J.

An elderly friend of ours calls the female genitalia a "snitty."

Originally Posted by OTMomma

My granddad used to refer to breasts as lungs. As in "Wow, she better be careful, her lungs might just fall right out of that shirt!" LOL

Originally Posted by AnaNicole

I seem to recall hearing the the movie "Free Willy" garnered a whole lot of laughs in Europe.

Originally Posted by averysmom

"Front Butt"


Seriously. I have a sweet and intelligent friend who taught her 5yo to call her vagina her front butt!

These are all hilarious!!

My ds had this conversation with me the other day-

him, holding penis- "what's that?"

me- that's your penis

him- Just like (friend's name)!

me- yes, all boys have penises! (peni?)

him- all boys have pendulums! (he is obsessed with pendulums on clocks and seeks them out wherever we go)

I thought it was pretty clever that he noticed his penis was just like a pendulum.

[bu's mama]

I use both the correct terms & 'nicknames' I don't have a problem with the nicknames as long as she knows the correct name, ykwim. We call her head a noggin, but she knows what her head is.

Mostly it's bum, 'nina & nippies (hers, mine are still the milkies). She hasn't been too curious about any of this, but it's starting to change. Not much was talked about with me growing up so while I know it's what I want to do, I still find it awkward.

[dinade]

We call them proper names here. I called mine a split apple growing up. I loved the episode of Greys Anatomy where Bailey was giing birth and said George stop looking at my VAJAYJAY. LOL That cracked me up for days afterwards.