Ugh, no answer at the hair or dentist. And the pedi, they just crack me up. Convo like this:
Hi, I'd like to make an appt. for a well baby visit for my dd.
-how old is she?
-uhm mmuhhm well we don't make appts. for 6 mo well baby this short notice
Yes, I know, I just want a checkup, we aren't following the vax schedule
-uh uh let me look
waiting... listening to her thinking, i swear the wheels weren't turning
-well uhm the first we have is aug 23 at 3pm
Do you have something in the morning, maybe the next week or so after that?
-uh well she'll be 7.5 months by then.
Yes, that's ok, we aren't following the vax schedule.
-but she'll be 7.5 months then
So do you have any morning appts?
-ok what about aug 30 at 9am?
Sure, that's great.
-you can bring your tylenol in and give it to her after the exam if you want to make her more comfortable.
Ok thanks, but like I said, WE AREN'T GOING TO HAVE ANY SHOTS.
-flustered, gets off the phone.
methinks they are dumbass. The doc is cool, leaves me alone, and we always get either the cool nurse who leaves us alone or the super dumb one who just doesn't question me. Either way, with the exception of the receptionist, it's not that bad.
Going to moms. Back tonight.