Too funny! :LOL
As of last week, I had 2 pairs of shorts that I could wear, but after tonight, I'm down to one. You'd think that I was strangling Wee Bitty or something w/all the kicking, punching, rolling, bobbing and weaving that were going on. We were out grocery shopping and I ended up having to roll down my waistband so I could get semi comfortable (and these were under the belly shorts!). I'd love to be naked 24/7, but I have to at least wear a shirt or ds thinks the breasterant is open for business.
You know how everyone 15-20 years ago used to whisper the word "cancer" when they would talk about someone, "you knew that so and so has *cancer*, right?" Well people are using the same tone to ask me, "But HOW are you feeling?" This is after I tell them that I feel fine. What, do they want a play by play of my bowel movements? My fil who NEVER calls (and we like it that way) is now calling every 3-4 days and stupid me doesn't look at the caller id, just answers the phone. "Yes, I'm fine. No, no baby. Yes, we'll call you when the baby arrives. Thanks for caring." And I haven't even hit my due date yet!
Once sil is suggesting I go get induced and the other is sure that I'll have the baby on Friday, because it's a full moon and you know that's when babies come, on the full moon. My sister on the other hand thinks that we should go 2 weeks late because she was here to visit on Saturday and our house "clearly isn't ready for a second child." No, it's pretty much ready, it's just that I don't clean to her ocd standards.
Oh - please send sticky vibes to the full moon sil as she had an iui a week or two ago and finds out on Thursday if the two eggs "took." They've been trying for three years now and I know that it bothers her that we're having our second when they haven't even had their first yet. W/that in mind it would be pretty cool if she found out she was pregnant on Thursday and Wee Bitty came on Friday, sort of a continuation of the pregnancy cycle.
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Question for you ladies, I'm having some deep cervical twinges from time to time. Is that another kind of bh or just Wee Bitty headbanging away down there? Anyone know? They're different than the punches and kicks that I felt earlier in the pregnancy, they almost feel like my cervix is stretching or being pulled open. Does that make any sense?
Ok - it's late, I've eaten my cereal so my excuses are gone, time to join dh and ds in bed. Hopefully sleep comes easy tonight and I can limit the bathroom trips to 3 or 4. Wish me luck!
Happy Labor Vibes, if you want 'em!
If she keeps guessing she is bound to get it right eventually.
