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post #1 of 35
8/18/05 at 9:52pm
Thread Starter 
ONLY ADD THINGS YOU'VE PERSONALLY EXPERIENCED.


You know you're pregnant when you snap mercilessly at the receptionist at the doctor's office (on the phone).
... you sob over Oprah.
... you change the channel to avoid sobbing over Oprah.
post #2 of 35
8/18/05 at 10:08pm
. . . when:

*you see every horizontal surface as a potential napping zone!

*you can't decide if you are hungry or nauseated or both!

*you feel empowered and a little terrified all at the same time

*a garberator disposal left open makes you want to file for divorce

*you crave brussel sprouts at 11 at night (this happened with ds and dh will never let me forget it!)

*you break coffee makers because you underestimated your, er, girth

This is fun! I am sure I will think of more, but, you know you are pregnant when you get a bit forgetful
post #3 of 35
8/19/05 at 2:17am
You know your pregnant when you get weepy over a "touching" Chase credit card commercial. (This actually happened to me tonight. DH thinks I am nuts).

You cry over an episode of Dr. Phil.

You crave V8 juice all day long.

You want to take a nap every hour.
post #4 of 35
8/19/05 at 2:20am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daphnes_mama
You know your pregnant when you get weepy over a "touching" Chase credit card commercial. (This actually happened to me tonight. DH thinks I am nuts).

It was the one with the daughter and dad with the wedding, right? That one gets me every time! And I think it started before I was even pregnant!

(Sorry, just noticed the subject line and had to reply... I"m due in Jan. )
post #5 of 35
8/19/05 at 11:47am
You know you're pregnant when:

- You buy soda crackers in bulk

- You cry over sappy commercial

- your house slowy becomes dirtier and messier
post #6 of 35
8/19/05 at 12:06pm
You know your pregnant when the slightest smell makes you want to hurl!
post #7 of 35
8/19/05 at 12:08pm
When just closing your eyes while you wait for the microwave to beep ( ie. 30 seconds) Sounds like the best nap ever!
post #8 of 35
8/19/05 at 12:24pm
* you get teary-eyed reading a review of The 40 Year-Old Virgin
post #9 of 35
8/19/05 at 1:25pm
when breast pain keeps you up all night, when all you wanted to do all day was *sleep*!

(you know you're obsessed about being pregnant when you keep buying pregnancy tests and get just as happy about seeing those 2 lines at 6 weeks!)
post #10 of 35
8/19/05 at 1:52pm
- When you crave Turkey with chocolate
- Fall asleep while folding clothes in the landury room ( on the floor)
- Start crying for no reason
post #11 of 35
8/19/05 at 2:13pm
-When your dh is afraid to talk to you for fear of getting his head bitten off.

-When you make your dh go out to the store at 10:30 to get rasberry sorbet.
post #12 of 35
8/19/05 at 2:15pm
-You are willing to get int he car and drive 20 minutes away to get an Aunt Aniies pretzel and cream cheese.

-Once you order an Aunt Annies pretzel, the thought of eating it makes you want to hurl.

-Yo cry because you realy wanted that pretzel.

-You are so nauseus you lose 2 lbs in a week, yet cant button your shorts.

-You cry because you cant button your shorts. Its a happy cry, but its still a cry.

-You cry when your 3 yo falls asleep in the car because you know he will wake up when you take him out and you wont get a nap.

-You cry when your sil calls and says shes also pregnant and due 10 days after you.

-You cry joyfully when your mom tells you she is going to a meeting at work to see if its possible for her to retire and move close to you.

-You cry because your 7 yo doesnt want you to walk into the gate at school and will only blow you a kiss.

-You snap at your dh when he asks when you plan on moving the pile of fabric in the kitchen.

-You cry when your friend sends you a new diaper for the baby.

You cry for no reason.

_
post #13 of 35
8/22/05 at 9:57pm
-When you go from having intercourse almost daily to telling your df to 'just masturbate' after almost two weeks of nothing.

-When your friends instruct their children not to jump on you because they might hurt your baby

-Whining like you are two again

-Being unable to find a comfortable position because the room is spinning

-Thinking going 85 is too fast when you always yell to go faster at 95
post #14 of 35
8/24/05 at 11:02am
- when you cry on the soup aisle at the grocery store b/c you think they have done away with chicken noodle o's
- when you dry heave 30+ times in one shower and still haven't been in long enough to condition your hair.
- when you literally cannot stay awake at your night shift job and then when you finally get off work you sleep for 19 hours. :
post #15 of 35
8/24/05 at 3:20pm

Ohh, Just what I needed today!!!

....

When you can not sleep at night time, and want to do nothing but sleep the rest of the time... :LOL

When you can not eat enough, and your tummy is still growling even though you feel stuffed... :

When you cry at commericals (but, I'll be honest, I do that when I'm not pregnant too....) :

When you feel so ill you want to hide under the blanket til it goes away, but it doesnt...

... and then you feel bad because you're not enjoying your little miracle enough.
post #16 of 35
9/4/05 at 10:34pm
-when you spray lysol on your caughing husband in fear that you might get sick(poor guy)

-all you want is watermelon and you are willing to rip heads if you can't find one.

-you whine and cry and pout until you get your way(works w/ ,y dh)

-you count down the days which seem like forever until you are due
post #17 of 35
9/4/05 at 10:53pm
the thought of pickled makes your mouth actually water.

you cry at a preview to the Rent movie. Even though you know all the songs by heart, and have seen the show 3 times, once on Broadway and didn't cry through any of those.

You go from not hungry to so hungry you feel like puking in about 30 seconds.

you can't tell what you want to eat, until you realize it isn't what you fixed.

you stress about every twinge, cramp, ache, feeling below your bellybutton, convinced it is bad.

you wonder if having sex, even though you want to, is really such a good idea. and then once you do, you analyze every single sensation to make sure that it isn't unusual

you run to the bathroom every time you feel anything remotly damp on your panties.
post #18 of 35
9/5/05 at 3:43pm
...the two hour feeding schedule refers to you

...you are so thirsty (especially in the middle of the night) you feel like the back of your throat will never stop hurting
post #19 of 35
9/6/05 at 11:59am
:
I'll confess here what made me test
DH and I were both tired, I asked him to feed the dogs, he accused me of "sitting on my ass" while I was trying to keep dd from climbing the walls and I suggested we get divorced : And I was very serious.

....you MUST get up at 1:00 am to have toast and peanut butter
....you crave McDonalds french fries even though you're not hungry and sort of want to puke.
....when dd pukes on you--you puke back on her
post #20 of 35
9/6/05 at 1:56pm
Thread Starter 
Your body aches all the time -- especially when you wake up in the morning.

You can't remember what it's like NOT to be nausious.
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