A couple thoughts...What we did for our midwives last time was print up a bunch of quotes about pregnancy/birth/parenting on nice paper then cut it up with decorative scissors. Then I bought a basket at Goodwill and got a nice scrap of batik fabric I had to line it with. Then I put in the quotes so they can draw one per day. I think I had enough to last almost half a year. I did this for each midwife and apprentice at the birth center where DS was born and I think it only cost me like $5 total! They still have it out in their waiting room. I'm going to do that again this time around too since we've moved states and have a different midwife. Cheap, homemade and easy! I may even have it in a Word document (not sure if it got transfered over when we wiped out the hard drive or not), but if not I have a hard copy and can photocopy and send it to anyone who PM's me. That'll save you the time looking for the quotes.
edited to add: due to the overwhelming interest in this, i posted the quotes in this thread. enjoy! http://www.mothering.com/discussions...13#post4575513
Also, I have those crowning earrings on the Midwifery Today website and I wear them daily! It's fun to have people make comments on them and then shock them by saying, "Thanks, it's a vagina!". hahahaha