OMG! Get yourself to the hospital STAT! Someone call the paramedics! Massive sugar high! Really, they are the most cost efficient manner to get your sugar high. Sort of the 40oz version of drinking. Mmm. 40oz...
My grandma used to give me Little Debby's finest, along with my tab or dr pepper, in my lunch for when I went to work at Ross Dress for Less. Little Debbie, may I say, is very, very much where my people come from. I also grew up in a trailer home with cars parked out front. Little Debbie takes me back to a very bad place full of delicious but highly toxic foods, like deepfried vegetables and meat-products that people probably shouldn't eat. I say save your dollars up for a week and then splurge on some yummy gourmet slice of delicious cake from a spendy place. Like Denny's.

If I had one, I'd definitely have to have the box...