This is NOT a joke...

[SoulJourney]

This morning I was doing my crossword while having breakfast. I came across the clue "elusive hairy humanoid " and promptly wrote in YONI instead of YETI!!! CURSE WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU MAMAS DROVE THIS INTO MY HEAD B/C I CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT OUT!!!!!

[spiritmomma]

what are you gonna do when you can't see it? even armed with a mirror i wouldn't trust myself to do any kind of grooming there!

but don't we all feel a little yeti like right now?!?!

[SoulJourney]

See it??? I haven't "seen it" in ages already! I can barely reach, to boot! One would surely have to have ape-like arms to reach around the girth of my belly!!!

[flapjack]

I'm sure I had a yoni once- it's vanished into my blind spot (along with small children, animals, potholes and various other things....)

[flyingspaghettimama]

I can't find my yeti yoni, and neither can my baby, apparently. Perhaps I should send in a road map, spelunking lights, and climbing rope. Poor kid - I'm obviously expecting far too much of a newborn - if I can't find it, how could he?

[MamaFern]

: you guys are so funny..!

[crsta33]

I seriously no longer have a sense of humor, but this made me giggle.

Christa

[Frigga]

Oh my!