Banished!! (really bad poetry)

[RainCoastMama]

I part the tall bushes
Hands shaking in anticipation
Grasping a variety of sharp utensils
And evil chemicals
With a battle cry
I scream
"Yeti Yoni begone!"



Oh god, finally. Almost worth the wait. Though y'all would want to know

[PicnicBear]

I wouldn't call it bad poetry - I think you have real talent for capturing the spirit of what must be a truly momentous occasion.

[flyingspaghettimama]

ha. Is there anything that rhymes with "weed whacker?" Perhaps you can work that in there.

I got a few tears in my eyes (sniff). I so look forward to the day...

[zjande]

Hahaha! Brilliant poetry dahling, just brilliant.

I lie awake at night sometimes, whilst battling the insomnia monster, going over in my head all of the lovely things I can't wait to do once my body is in order again. Like shaving & toe nail painting & non-maternity clothes wearing & all around NON-frumpiness like I've fallen into lately. I can't wait to shave (& have my vulva NOT be gigantic & swollen & weird!). I'm very happy for you & your naked yeti!!

[SoulJourney]

I envy you right now!

I made a most embarrassing attempt at shaving my legs today...for the first time in a couple of months! Let's just say it was IMPOSSIBLE.

[AmyGirl28]

Love the poem. It was just what I needed today. I'm feeling kinda down in the dumps. Thanks!