No, I do not feel like sitting in a car and driving 45 mins each way 5 days after major surgery so I can sit around in your brothers house in pain!
No, I do not feel like putting my 5 day old newborn into a car for 45 mins!
No, I do not feel like passing my 5 day old newborn around a room full of smokers and potentially sick people just for the chance to eat dry turkey and devilled eggs.
No, my husband does not feel like being an hour away from me when I am still barely able to get off the couch by myself.
No, even if we were going, we would not be bringing anything for Tgiving this year. In case you didnt know, people usually bring food TO the family with the new baby.
Yes, you are welcome to come visit, but please do it on a day when Ben is here, not when he is in school for Gods sake! He's the one who will most appreciate a visit from Gramma and the undivided attention...not the infant who only cares where her next serving of milk is coming from!
Oh and by the way, thanks for trashing my house while we were in the hospital. I appreciate you watching Ben (even though we had to pay you for it
: as usual) but I don't appreciate coming home to clutter everywhere and no way to bend over to pick it all up.
And finally, I do not need breastfeeding advice from you when you dont even know what colostrum is.
And PS: The first time you tell me this child is spoiled because I hold her too much, I am liable to go hormonal on you. I used up all my self control during the 1000+ times you said that when Ben was a baby.
Whew...that felt good.
I can only keep it all cooped up for so long. And all DH ever says is...she means well. I can't believe she really thinks its reasonable for us to come up for Tgiving and drive all that way.
No, I do not feel like putting my 5 day old newborn into a car for 45 mins!
No, I do not feel like passing my 5 day old newborn around a room full of smokers and potentially sick people just for the chance to eat dry turkey and devilled eggs.
No, my husband does not feel like being an hour away from me when I am still barely able to get off the couch by myself.
No, even if we were going, we would not be bringing anything for Tgiving this year. In case you didnt know, people usually bring food TO the family with the new baby.
Yes, you are welcome to come visit, but please do it on a day when Ben is here, not when he is in school for Gods sake! He's the one who will most appreciate a visit from Gramma and the undivided attention...not the infant who only cares where her next serving of milk is coming from!
Oh and by the way, thanks for trashing my house while we were in the hospital. I appreciate you watching Ben (even though we had to pay you for it
: as usual) but I don't appreciate coming home to clutter everywhere and no way to bend over to pick it all up.And finally, I do not need breastfeeding advice from you when you dont even know what colostrum is.
And PS: The first time you tell me this child is spoiled because I hold her too much, I am liable to go hormonal on you. I used up all my self control during the 1000+ times you said that when Ben was a baby.
Whew...that felt good.
I can only keep it all cooped up for so long. And all DH ever says is...she means well. I can't believe she really thinks its reasonable for us to come up for Tgiving and drive all that way.
Congrats on your new baby!
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