weird breastfeeding/football analogy

[Janice in Canada]

This sports commentator's thoughts on NIP are revealed:

http://realgmfootball.com/src_featur...isional_picks/

"The NFL is great, but having to wait a whole week to see the next round is worse than Nick Lachey having to wait until marriage for Jessica Simpson’s goods’. At least in his case, he knew what he was getting. Us on the other hand, can only guess what this weekends’ games will bring. The NFC is like public breastfeeding to me; I don’t want to watch it, but mainly because there is nothing else going on, I become intrigued. It is ugly and somewhat unnatural, but I want to see what happens in the end."

<snip> (give his picks for NFL games....)

"Those picks are about as solid as the contents of infants diaper, but as of now, that’s all I got for you. Maybe these NFC games will be filled with high-paced play and become an offensive shootout. If that’s the case, that breastfeeding mother just might turn out to be Pamela Anderson instead of the usual Star Jones. See you soon. "



Janice

[blessedwithboys]

yeah except star wouldnt nurse, huh? but i doubt a guy would complain about PA. LOL

[velcromom]

Yuck. Ugly and unnatural?? How odd. Well he sure isn't worried about what comes out of his mouth is he, he manages to say insulting things about women in general, nursing, babies, and women's weight all in one fell swoop. He clearly objectifies women so completely that their babies are also objectified, just a small stinky object in the way of seeing "the goods" - so he'll suffer thru watching the ugly spectacle of breastfeeding just so he can "see what happens in the end" i.e. catch a glimpse. I guess for him bottlefeeding is preferable since it doesn't interfere with his voyeuristic enjoyment of the "objects" on a female's chest.