Well...
"Sadly all the other guys in his group with but one exception fall into either the "girls are icky" group or the "wives or steady dp's are impossible dreams" group"
Sounds like the perfect opportunity for them to learn how to cook -Just my .02
But I have to ask what age bracket is this that "girls are icky??" I about spit on my monitor laughing so hard!
I have this one -get the ultimate not the advance
http://purwater.com/products/pitchers_ultimate.shtml
This one sits in the fridge
http://purwater.com/products/dispensers.shtml
They no longer make the faucet mount I have just the filters
I am on an aquifier and we have high iron and sulfer
The Ultimate but not the advance also filters out benzene and lead and other crud
that would save you quite a bit in the long run too
The pitcher filters last a long time..
Have you looked into pet insurance? I think there is an option that you can pay a one time fee..I may be wrong..