Post circumcision diaper patent!

[CuriousLion]

So, I was looking through diaper related patents and found a patent for a post circumcision diaper! The patent number is: 6,979,325 if you want to look it up. The abstract says, "The post circumcision diaper has an integrated protective cup situated between the outer fluid-impervious and inner absorbent layers of the diaper's front portion. The protective cup is constructed of plastic and forms an area of the diaper that is convex outward and concave inward to protect the penis of a recently circumcised baby boy from both direct and incidental pressure."

Ugh. That just bothers me. You all know what I mean. Just thought I'd pass it along.

[coco4cloth]

[Quirky]

That is freakin' disgusting. :Puke

[trmpetplaya]

Yet another way someone can profit off this disgusting procedure

love and peace.

[AntoninBeGonin]

The question is, how do we turn this to our advantage? Perhaps those of us who are active IRL can buy a few to show people. "Hey look, your son's little circumcised penis is in so much pain that here is a special diaper to keep anything from touching it."

Etc...

~Nay

[Bm31]

Another sick and hypocritical thing from the pro-circ's. Kinda funny that someone would even patent a special diaper when on various boards you see all these parents that circ'd and claim what a "quick....painless....non-damaging" so-called "procedure" it was, and how the child slept right through it or only objected to being cold when their diaper was removed. RIGHT!! :

[Microsoap]

Originally Posted by trmpetplaya

Yet another way someone can profit off this disgusting procedure

love and peace.

I know! Different types of clamps (both steel and plastic), shields. Awful. I think one of the biggest offenders is the Circumstraint made by Olympic.

http://quickmedical.com/olympicmedic...mobolizer.html

What a truly hideous device! I have the mind to buy one and put it on my coffee table and USE IT AS A CANDY DISH! And whenever someone comes to my home and comments on it, I could tell them what it's intended use is and tell them the totally unnecessary violations of MGM.

Update: 7:10PM (ET)

I searched eBay and got no results. Since they UNFORTUNATELY sell circumcision devices, new of course, I thought they'd have a Circumstraint, too. I'll have to check back later. I'd TOTALLY buy one and do just that: Fill it with brightly coloured jellybeans, rather than an infant boy with a brightly coloured red bloody, mutilated penis!

[party_of_seven]

soap~ that is a super cool idea!!

[paminmi]

Originally Posted by CuriousLion

So, "The post circumcision diaper has an integrated protective cup situated between the outer fluid-impervious and inner absorbent layers of the diaper's front portion. The protective cup is constructed of plastic and forms an area of the diaper that is convex outward and concave inward to protect the penis of a recently circumcised baby boy from both direct and incidental pressure."

While they're at it, why don't they just go ahead and include measurements on the "integrated protective cup" so parents will know when their baby is hemorrhaging and needs to immediately go to the hospital?